Apr 30, 2016
The world needs more xenodochy. And more words. My husband and I agree on the first point, and argue the second when we’ve nothing else to bicker about – which is most of the time.
He, a Lean Six Sigma professional, sees a plethora of synonyms as a hindrance to clear and straightforward communication. I see them as part of the 128-color box of crayons, as opposed to the cheap little set of...
Apr 27, 2016
There’s a lot of rancor on the Internet, much of it centering around social justice, race, relations and equality between men and women, sexual identity, and religion. So when someone finds a way to express frustration and drive a serious point home with good-natured humor, it tends to bring down the defenses and get people listening, talking, and maybe absorbing the point in a way that doesn’t...
Apr 26, 2016
Last month, on my birthday, I watched “The Martian” on the moon. I went surfing in Hawaii. I flew over an active volcano. My family gets me! Well, sort of. It was breathtaking, but very, very safe. I tried to jam a pencil into the lava flow – next best thing to poking hot lava with a stick, right? – and that’s where the illusion, slightly pixellated, ended. I stopped just...
Apr 25, 2016
Houston’s been a bit “under the weather” for the past week.
Unless you live overseas or under a rock, you’ve probably seen just how bad things got, here, last week. A historic, “500-year flood,” the extent of which set records. Things are slowly getting back to normal – that is, the roads are passable and the water’s receded back into the creeks from whence...
Apr 23, 2016
When I first heard of Twitter.com, I could not imagine why I would want to use it. Several writers I know dragged me into it, and after a few weeks, I began to see its value. Here are just a few reasons why writers should use Twitter:
1. Train yourself to write a complete thought in a concise 140 characters or less. (Bonus points for correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation!) Ruthlessly pare messages to...
Apr 22, 2016
StumbleUpon is now fourteen or fifteen years old, which is more like one hundred in Internet years. It’s clearly still a thriving site, even if many of the bloggers I know have forgotten about it. My young friend, Gloson Teh, periodically sends me links to sites he’s “stumbled” there – carefully chosen links he knows I’ll enjoy. Last time he did that, I realized it was...
Apr 21, 2016
Hi! I know you love to read. I love to write. It’s a match made in heaven!
But I need your help.
With about a billion books on Amazon, it takes reviews to get noticed. Lots and lots of reviews. A flaming metric ton of reviews, traveling down the Information Superhighway at 110 miles per hour. I’d love to read your writing, on one of those reviews. To that end, I’m practically giving away...
Apr 21, 2016
Do you ever find a snippet of an old draft of a story, or a poem, unsigned, long forgotten, and catch yourself wondering who the author was, only to realize, with a tiny electric thrill of shock, that you wrote it? How does that make you feel? Are you pleasantly surprised, or do you practice dunking crumpled balls of paper in the circular file?
I’m often pleasantly surprised. I do, sometimes, wonder,...
Apr 19, 2016
Not everyone likes being sociable on social media. Despite their popularity as “social media platforms,” Pinterest and Instagram are not known for encouraging deep and engaging conversations. I imagine that’s a good bit of their appeal; whereas Facebook and Twitter success depend on building relationships, this is somewhat less important on Pinterest and Instagram. It would, however,...
Apr 19, 2016
When it comes down to it, comedy is all about relating to one another. It’s about the human connection, however frail or thin. Where language and race diversify us, we have laughter in common. Now writing comedy is one of the hardest things someone can do, but hopefully through these 5 tips I can help you better understand comedy, and natural humor should follow.
Humor is subjective. If there is any...
Apr 18, 2016
It’s a story that rivals any escape from Alcatraz. Inky, the Octopus, “squeezed through a slight gap at the top of his tank, flopped to the floor, then slithered about eight feet overland to slide down a drainpipe more than 160 feet long, and finally to plop into the bay.” That would be Hawke’s Bay, on the east coast of of New Zealand’s north island.
The more I learn about...
Apr 17, 2016
I flunked my first “reading readiness” test, despite being the only kid in class who could read well. I missed a statistically improbable 29 out of 30 questions on the test–probably because the title of the test was “Reading Readiness Test” and I could not figure out what triangles, squares, spheres, and pattern matching had to do with reading words. Ironically, reading the...
Apr 15, 2016
Metaphor and simile are two of the most common rhetorical devices we use in writing. They are similar: metaphor makes an implicit comparison, by referring to one thing as if it were another thing; simile likens one thing to another, making the comparison explicitly with words such as “like” or “as.”
Metaphor: She is a butterfly, flitting from one eager bud to the next, gathering...
Apr 14, 2016
I have ancestral roots in the land of pickled herring and potatis korv, both of which I have tasted and enjoy. I like sardines, kippers, anchovies, and caviar, too. But my Norwegian cousins have some seriously fishy fish dishes and I have to violate my rule: “You can’t say ‘Ewww, yuck, gross!’ till you’ve tasted it,” when it comes to lutefisk. Or to at least amend the...
Apr 14, 2016
“‘ell, Guv’nor, she’s really scrabbling around the bottom of the dictionary for it today, isn’t she?”
“For an ‘L word,’ that’s what. Litotes. What tha ‘ell is that?”
“Well, it ain’t your everyday, commonplace little English word, that’s for sure.”
And there you go: litotes – an...
Apr 13, 2016
Some time between fourth and seventh grades, I grew taller than my mother. One morning, as I was heading off to school, she climbed up and stood on top of the bed, bent over, kissed the top of my head, and said, “You just remember, you may be bigger than I am, but I still have clout!”
I had no idea what clout was, but I got the gist of it: Don’t mess with Mom.
In much the same way,...
Apr 12, 2016
Jabberwocky, for anyone unfamiliar with Lewis Carroll’s poem, has come to mean “a playful imitation of language consisting of invented, meaningless words; nonsense; gibberish” or speech or writing consisting of such words.
Have you ever coined a term? Made up a word out of thin air? Carroll certainly did! As you slowly, carefully read his poem, Jabberwocky, what comes to mind? Do you...
Apr 11, 2016
“Great images” don’t have to be slick, magazine-quality, professional photos. But if you want people to share your posts, learn to make or find illustrations that increase the odds by 50% or more.
Apr 9, 2016
Kevan Lee gave us 30+ Ultimate Headline Formulas for Tweets, Posts, Articles, and Emails. Or 30+ templates for headlines that make us click, even as we roll our eyes…
Click-baity, Upworthy-style, BuzzFeed-type headlines work, because they have the backing of human psychology. These headlines whet the reader’s appetite and tug at the brain until we’re compelled to read. Sure,...
Apr 8, 2016
“It’s remarkable,” said Anne, turning the glass float over in her hand. Holding it up in front of her nose, Anne squinted at the textured glass. Unlike most of the Japanese fishing floats she’d seen, this one was made of a wavy, ruby-red glass that was nearly opaque. It contained a tiny swirl of phosphorescence that appeared to dance and flicker as she moved the float....
Apr 7, 2016
Do you really need to be on Facebook? Yes and no.
I recommend concentrating first and foremost on your own website/blog. This is the web presence you have the most control over; it is the most predictable place to establish as a hub or base of online operations.
As Facebook continues to “tweak” their algorithms, many of your carefully-crafted posts will be lost in the sea of posts scrolling...
Apr 6, 2016
Know what you need, where it is, and how to use it – before you need it. Do an equipment check – both to ensure that you have everything you need and that it’s in good, working order prior to your event or travel. It’s also a good idea to keep a packing list when you travel, to ensure that everything you brought with you is accounted for and packed for the return trip.