Men Dribbling into Their Beards

Apr 15, 2017 | No-Niche Posts

Inspired by Women Laughing Alone at Salad and Women Struggling to Drink Water, I realized that men must be feeling left out. In a spirit of inclusiveness, I give you “Men Dribbling into Their Beards.”

 

Or their eyes:

 

Men, Eating Salad (Now THAT’s Funny!)

Lest you think only women laugh at salad when no one’s looking, I give you: Men, Eating Salad. You’d never see a man laughing like this at a thick, juicy steak, now, would you?

 

 

 

On second thought, maybe this should be “Men Looking Lecherous Over Lettuce.”

Does This Wine Taste Funny to You?

There are thousands of stock photos of alcohol telling jokes! Who knew?

 

Why, No, Coffee Doesn’t Turn People into Psycho Killers – Why Do You Ask?

 

“Would you like nightmares with your coffee?”


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Holly Jahangiri

Holly Jahangiri is the author of Trockle, illustrated by Jordan Vinyard; A Puppy, Not a Guppy, illustrated by Ryan Shaw; and the newest release: A New Leaf for Lyle, illustrated by Carrie Salazar. She draws inspiration from her family, from her own childhood adventures (some of which only happened in her overactive imagination), and from readers both young and young-at-heart. She lives in Houston, Texas, with her husband, J.J., whose love and encouragement make writing books twice the fun.

8 Comments

  1. Alicia Butcher Ehrhardt

    Is this a post fo ‘M’?

    M are weird. And wired differently. Keeps life interesting.

    Sometimes that very weirdness is your salvation, as when they come down firmly on your side of an argument. As if it were nothing.

    Reply
  2. Corinne Rodrigues

    You just made salad eating look kind of creepy! 😉

    Reply
    • HollyJahangiri

      Did you see the two linked pages that inspired this? ?

      Reply
    • HollyJahangiri

      Stock photography can make anything look creepy if you contemplate it long enough.

      Reply
  3. Adam

    haha, I thought I was the only man to suffer the drinking water problems, yes my beard can get a little wet!
    Thanks for that.

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    • HollyJahangiri

      Hahaha! Thanks, Adam.

      Hey, are you aware that the links in the footer on your site are pretty much inaccessible, since new articles load faster than you can click “About”? 🙂 Yes, I do check. Yes, I allow commercial links (sometimes) from people who bother to write real comments.

      Reply
      • Adam

        Hey Holly, Thanks for letting me know! I’ll make sure to get that sorted.

        Reply

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