Go On, Patronize Me! Or…don’t. I would never want to add “tacky” or “moneygrubbing” to the list of Dave M.’s latest adjectives for me.

Patron of the Literary Arts $450.00 Friend of Prunebutt, the Angry Muse $350.00 Gold Sponsor $250.00 Silver Sponsor $100.00 Bronze Sponsor $50.00 Dear Reader $20.00 Critic $1.00

This was all Dave’s idea. For Gold Sponsorship and above, I will swear off blogging about SEO, social media, statistics, and other topics that cause Prunebutt to shrivel and look like a bit of dryer lint that’s stuck its nose in the electric socket – for a period of no less than 12 months. Dear Readers, if enough of them band together to equal at least one Gold Sponsor, might also persuade me to do the same. Then again, the contest will be over in just a few weeks, and you can continue reading for free…

Click or do not, as Yoda might say. But understand that there are no refunds, and please don’t click it unless you mean it.