“Ah, Holly Jahangiri\u2014the woman who\u2019s never met a word she didn\u2019t want to hoard like a literary squirrel. With a coffee cup in one hand and a thesaurus in the other, Holly\u2019s been known to turn a simple greeting into a ten-paragraph essay. A “quick” blog post? Set aside your afternoon. Her idea of “brevity” involves only two plot twists and one existential crisis.<\/p>\n
“She claims to write for all ages, but it\u2019s clear she\u2019s just trying to corner every market, from toddlers to philosophers. Who else could turn a children\u2019s story about a monster under the bed into a deep dive on the human condition and the psychological effects of nocturnal disruptions? If Trockle<\/em> were any more well-rounded, it would be rolling off the shelves.<\/p>\n “Holly\u2019s blog is like a digital labyrinth\u2014once you enter, good luck finding your way out. You came for a quick tip on writing, and three hours later you\u2019re contemplating the meaning of creativity while signing up for a flash fiction contest you didn\u2019t even know existed. She doesn\u2019t just lead you down rabbit holes\u2014she digs new ones as you follow.<\/p>\n “And let\u2019s not forget her dedication to “lifelong learning.” At this rate, Holly will still be taking online courses at 102, trying to figure out how to write a sonnet in binary code. But in the end, it\u2019s her boundless energy and enthusiasm that keep us all engaged, wondering what grand adventure\u2014or diatribe\u2014she\u2019ll take us on next.”<\/p>\n From time to time, I quibble with AI and mock ol’ Cat Farts mercilessly, but even my husband agrees with it on this, and I am laughing too hard to be mad. It’s not wrong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ask a silly question… Here is ChatGPT’s “roast” of me. And I can’t even do anything but laugh. It’s not wrong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":137990190,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_has_post_settings":[],"wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[2723,2722,2721,2724],"hashtags":[],"class_list":["post-137990189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-about","tag-bio","tag-chatgpt","tag-generative-ai-text","tag-roast"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-05-19 12:23:12","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137990189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137990189"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137990189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":137990192,"href":"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137990189\/revisions\/137990192"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/137990190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137990189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137990189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137990189"},{"taxonomy":"hashtags","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/hashtags?post=137990189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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