This morning, after I shared this among a group of poets, a friend remarked, “You get all the best spam!” It doesn’t always inspire or even rise to the level of a bizarre Mad Lib that might serve as a worn springboard over an empty urban swimming pool, but now and then, there’s a little gem.<\/p>\n
Another \u201cFound Poem\u201d \u2013 as in, I found this in my spam folder.<\/p>\n
“I\u2019ve tried a lot of brands, but these are legit the best. I go off visit united after a lengthy epoch and it just helps me depress abroad and stop overthinking everything. They leaning like actual candy no unnatural grassy flavor at all. My take a nap has been feeling bigger since I started fascinating them, too. If you\u2019re on the fence, honest fetch them! They\u2019re a total lifesaver as a remedy for my constantly stress.” <\/em> — some random spammer<\/p>\nI've tried them all. They meld\r\nunited in their sameness.\r\nThis lengthy epoch spent abroad\r\ndepresses me. I'm overthinking\r\neverything. Everything that once was\r\nsweetness - candy - bright tang -\r\nnone of this unnatural\r\ngrassy flavor. Just natural scents\r\nof Blue Citrus #5 and the taste\r\nof artifice, of colors crafted in a lab\r\nlike lifesavers in a sea of stress.\r\nI fascinate them, too. They quiver\r\nat the touch of my tongue.\r\nMy take-a-nap feels bigger\r\nperched upon the fence - the horizon\r\nthrows an honest fetch,\r\nmy dreams, the bone.<\/pre>\n<\/p>\n