{"id":137990964,"date":"2026-04-06T05:30:11","date_gmt":"2026-04-06T10:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/?p=137990964"},"modified":"2026-04-09T11:03:49","modified_gmt":"2026-04-09T16:03:49","slug":"grump-day-5-%c2%bd-of-national-poetry-month","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/grump-day-5-%c2%bd-of-national-poetry-month\/","title":{"rendered":"Grump: Day 5 \u00bd of National Poetry Month"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Day 5\u00bd: National Poetry Month<\/h2>\n<p>Earlier, I skipped Sunday&#8217;s &#8220;being so grumpy you hate everything,&#8221; prompt. But by 9:15 PM, I was channeling my inner to Darwin. \u201cI hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s not the foundation of good poetry. I was reminded, last year, that one of the functions of poetry is to remind people what it is they&#8217;re fighting for, not just venting, protesting, or serving as the rallying cry for what they&#8217;re fighting against. I don&#8217;t want the poems I leave behind in the world to exude negativity.<\/p>\n<p>But there is something relatably humorous in Charles Darwin&#8217;s occasional loathing of everything &#8211; he was clearly a man who loved everything enough to study it meticulously. The term &#8220;love-hate&#8221; didn&#8217;t enter the lexicon during Darwin&#8217;s lifetime, but it would seem to capture his feelings perfectly. He must have been tired and terribly frustrated when he wrote that.<\/p>\n<p>Easter is an important holiday for Christians. But there was so much hypocrisy online, yesterday, that it was hard to appreciate the intended message. From Good Friday to Easter, I cannot help but think how lucky humanity is that I&#8217;m not God. Imagine &#8220;giving your only begotten son&#8221; as a sacrifice to wipe clean humanity&#8217;s sin, only to have them go forth and sin again and again and again &#8211; cheating, destroying, murdering, wasting, hoarding, depriving their fellow humans of life, liberty, and happiness &#8211; without remorse or contrition? I would not be so forgiving, but then again, I&#8217;m a mother &#8211; it took me nine months to birth a human and I didn&#8217;t do it for them to be killed or to kill another mother&#8217;s children. An omnipotent God could simply crush the planet and remake it in a week. Food for thought&#8230;<\/p>\n<h2>Embrace Mankind, or Shove &#8217;em Off a Cliff?<\/h2>\n<p>In the morning, I would lift my voice<br \/>\nand call mankind to sing the sunrise \u2014<br \/>\nweave it into rainbows, cotton-candy<br \/>\nclouds that stretch from shore to shore<br \/>\nand weep as they embrace us all.<\/p>\n<p>By noon, I would lay a feast, inviting all<br \/>\nto rest and eat their fill &#8211; break bread<br \/>\ntogether, singing, &#8220;Kum ba yah&#8221;<br \/>\ncommuning with our maker. There is enough \u2014<br \/>\nno need to stuff our pockets full for later.<\/p>\n<p>By evening, I would say, &#8220;Look! There<br \/>\nsets the moon a silver streak, shimmering \u2014&#8221;<br \/>\nThey would lean in, pause their squabbling<br \/>\nfor a moment&#8230;\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0It would be so easy.<br \/>\nWaste not, want not. Amen.<\/p>\n<p>Voracious fish are waiting patiently below;<br \/>\nwith faith that there&#8217;s enough to go around.<\/p>\n<h2>Other National Poetry Month Posts<\/h2>\n<ul class=\"lcp_catlist\" id=\"lcp_instance_0\"><li><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/national-poetry-month-texas-style\/\">National Poetry Month, Texas Style!<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/apricots-a-tanka-encompassing-three-prompts\/\">Apricots: a Tanka Encompassing Three Prompts<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/bee-sting-day-2-of-national-poetry-month\/\">Bee Sting: Day 2 of National Poetry Month<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/cacophony-and-cbd-day-3-in-nonsense-verse-and-found-poetry\/\">Cacophony and CBD: Day 3 in Nonsense Verse and Found Poetry<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/technically-a-writer-day-3-of-national-poetry-month\/\">Technically, a Writer: Day 3 of National Poetry Month<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/dive-day-4-of-national-poetry-month\/\">Dive: Day 4 of National Poetry Month<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/storm-front-day-4-of-national-poetry-month\/\">Storm Front: Day 4 of National Poetry Month<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/energized-day-5-of-national-poetry-month\/\">Energized: Day 5 of National Poetry Month<\/a><\/li><li class=\"current\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/grump-day-5-%c2%bd-of-national-poetry-month\/\">Grump: Day 5 \u00bd of National Poetry Month<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/future-frittered-away-day-6-of-national-poetry-month\/\">Future Frittered Away: Day 6 of National Poetry Month<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/hell-hell-hell-day-7-more-or-less-of-national-poetry-month\/\">Hell, Hell, Hell: Day 7 (More or Less) of National Poetry Month<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/i-day-8-of-national-poetry-month\/\">Insomnia: Day 8 of National Poetry Month<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/juxtaposition-day-9-of-national-poetry-month\/\">Juxtaposition: Day 9 of National Poetry Month<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/knife-edge-day-10-of-national-poetry-month\/\">Knife Edge: Day 10 of National Poetry Month<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/lost-a-day-day-11-of-national-poetry-month\/\">Lost a Day: Day 11 of National Poetry Month<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/many-definitions-day-12-of-national-poetry-month\/\">Many Definitions: Day 12 of National Poetry Month<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/new-form-quadrille-quaiku-day-13-of-national-poetry-month\/\">New Form &#8211; Quadrille Quaiku: Day 13 of National Poetry Month<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/ode-to-imagination-day-14-of-national-poetry-month\/\">Ode to Imagination: Day 14 of National Poetry Month<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/jahangiri.us\/2020\/pixellated-people-day-15-of-national-poetry-month\/\">Pixellated People: Day 15 of National Poetry Month<\/a><\/li><\/ul>\n<h2>Your Turn!<\/h2>\n<p>What makes you grumpy? Have you ever tried writing it out in poem form? For me, it&#8217;s usually some form of dishonesty or hypocrisy.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for visiting and reading. I hope you&#8217;ll leave a comment &#8211; maybe even a poem &#8211; below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 5\u00bd: National Poetry Month Earlier, I skipped Sunday&#8217;s &#8220;being so grumpy you hate everything,&#8221; prompt. But by 9:15 PM, I was channeling my inner to Darwin. \u201cI hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees.\u201d That&#8217;s not the foundation of good poetry. 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