A Little Trip Down Memory Lane

A Little Trip Down Memory Lane

I was blogging when Blogger, co-founded by Medium’s founder, Ev Williams, was still a baby. You might say that I’ve come full circle. You’ll see, in a moment, how little has changed in the past two decades.

Blogging in the “Olden Days”: A reflection on how things have changed in 15 years of blogging

There Are Adults Who Haven’t Been Alive as Long as I’ve Been Blogging

One of my first blog posts was me trying to define what the heck “blogging” was — I didn’t imagine anyone else would read it, and no one knew back then that “the Internet is forever.”

At some point, before the term “vanity surfing” was coined, I searched for my own name and found a mention in The Hindustan Times, where my definition of blogging was quoted and I was referred to as a “veteran blogger.” Once I stopped laughing and realized what a venerable publication that really was, and not some little fly-by-night website like my own, I was stunned. I wrote to their tech columnist, Deepak Mankar, and confessed to him that I was anything but a veteran blogger, but thanked him for the compliment of quoting me in the newspaper and calling me one.

Neither of us can find that clip, now — but at least I made a friend!

 

Before There Was Blogging

Mark Zuckerberg did not invent “social media.”

My first online chat happened on CompuServe in 1981, and by 1989, I was working as an unpaid moderator (SysOp) on GEnie. The Writers’ Ink RoundTable — the first to “hire” me — had a forum, a chat room, and a place to store files. I’d say it was at least as much of a “social network” as any overcrowded, contentious platform we think of as such, today. And somewhere in between, there were independent little user-run “bulletin boards” (BBSes) that had chats, online games, and more. Your parents weren’t running around with the dinosaurs, kids.

GEnie LiveWire Magazine

I See Dead Trees

In the early days of the commercial Internet (around 1994–2002), there were printed directories of websites, categorized like the Yellow Pages, and sold in brick and mortar bookstores. I had no idea, until tonight, that I was featured in one of them!

From Writer’s Internet Sourcebook, by Levin, Michael Graubart (1997)

My first website, Scraps & Scribbles, or The Writer’s Corner, was a writing site. It was, as the book above says, “a list of links.” I only started it because I wanted to learn HTML, and all the websites back in 1994 or so consisted of rudimentary lists of programmers’ CD collections. That seemed awfully boring, so I focused on what I knew and started a writing site. There weren’t many, back then. But let me tell you in my own words —from nearly 20 years ago:

Tuesday, April 17, 2001

A Short History of Scraps & Scribbles

When I first started Scraps & Scribbles (originally called The Writers Corner), several years ago*, my main goal was to learn HTML. That didn’t seem like reason enough to add clutter to the Internet, and I couldn’t see me doing another one of those “Hello world, this is me, isn’t my CD collection just the kewlest?” personal home pages.

I was determined, from the start, to provide links to some of the best writing resources on the Internet — not just to collections of other people’s favorite links, but to sites containing primary content of interest to writers and readers.

Turned out to be a fairly time-consuming endeavor. And there weren’t 50 gazillion writers’ sites on the Internet then, as there are now. Just finding some of them proved to be a daunting task.

Always, tucked into a deep corner in the back of my mind, was this nagging feeling that some of that “primary content” really ought to be written by me. The other nagging feeling, not quite relegated to that dark corner of the mental basement, was that I was already spending too much time online! (Anyone here remember the movie, “The Beast in the Cellar”?) Anyway…

Flash forward to January 2001. I discovered two “new” things to play around with, and threw myself into them with zeal. The first was the “pay-per-click” writing sites, like Epinions and Themestream. I wouldn’t have found Themestream, if not for the fact that Epinions temporarily shut down while their site was being redesigned.

Don’t ask me what’s addictive about writing for a site that pays a measly $.02 or less each time someone reads your work. Even though technically it’s worth less than a token payment, like contributor’s copies of a print anthology, it’s money. Legal tender. In four months and 40+ articles, I earned a whole hour’s wages. (I do write for a living.) I’ll never see a penny of it, either. Themestream sent out an announcement last week, saying that the company would cease operations on Friday the 13th (how appropriate) and that it would be highly unlikely that they would be able to pay all their creditors — or their contributors.

But you know what? Thanks in part to Themestream, I finally put my money where my mouth was, got off my duff, and started writing something besides user’s guides — and now I’m able to move most of those articles to my own Web site. I finally have some of that primary content, not just great links, and it’s mine!

The second thing I discovered to play with on the Internet was Weblogs (like this one!). nPorta’s Logs (www.nporta.com) are probably the easiest and fastest to set up and maintain. And they’re easy to change or delete, as well.

Two others are more robust, but these are sites dedicated to “blogging” and don’t offer the same useful, customizable news features, or the handheld/wireless-friendly design offered by nPorta.

Blogger (www.blogger.com) and Xanga (www.xanga.com) are definitely worth a look. I would recommend Blogger to anyone who wants to integrate their log into their own personal Web site (and has FTP access to upload and download their own files). I would suggest Xanga for anyone who might want to set up a free Web site or log but who doesn’t necessarily want to become an HTML guru in the process. Here are some samples, if you’re curious: my Blogger page, integrated into Scraps & Scribbles (http://users.ev1.net/~hjahangiri/blog/dayjournal.html) and my Xanga page (not integrated into the Scraps & Scribbles site, but linking to it; http://www.xanga.com/HollyJahangiri)

I Am NOT a Publisher!

So don’t ask me to publish your writing on my site. I’d be delighted to do it, but I can live without all the potential legal complications.

I will, however, add links to other people’s writing sites. If you send me an email with the subject:

LINK for Scraps and Scribbles

I will add a link to your site, provided:

(a) You include your name, email address, URL, and a brief description (no more than 3–5 lines) of your work; and

(b) Your content is not inappropriate (pornographic, hate-mongering, racist, scatological, etc.) Mild erotica, strong opinions (clearly stated as your own and not argued with specious logic), diverse political/religious views, and such are, of course, fine.

* Scraps & Scribbles has been around, in one form or another, since 1994. Debbie Ridpath Ohi (whom I met in GEnie’s Writer’s Ink RoundTable a couple of years before that) was just beginning to build Inkspot into the deservedly popular writers’ site it was soon to become; and her site was one of the very first links added to mine.

Not much has changed, has it?

I may even have found that definition of a weblog that earned me a mention in The Hindustan Times:

What, you ask, is a Weblog? A Weblog might be a virtual journal, a daily news update, a group’s bulletin board, or a feature of a Web site. You’re reading a Weblog right now; I use it to post update notices and other tidbits to Scraps & Scribbles, and I can do it from any PC that’s connected to the Internet, any time. This Weblog was created using Blogger (www.blogger.com). Blogger lets me create and use my own template, so that my Weblog can be seamlessly integrated into my own Web site. I’m not forced to use someone else’s idea of a cool layout; every element is under my control. I can archive messages, too.

 

 

I was lazy; I just wanted a way to update the contents of my website without having to log in, download and edit pages, save and re-upload them — there had to be a better way. And that was what I found appealing about Blogger. I could integrate it into my own website, with a little effort, and then update things on the fly, from anywhere.

And while I was working, full-time, as a technical writer, designing Windows Help for PCs, and teaching others how to code HTML, other writers moved in and dominated this writing “niche.” Now in 2020, the whole topic of “writing” is so broad that it’s no longer a niche at all, and doesn’t even count as a topic on some websites and indices. We’re all writers, now; writing about writing is so “meta.” But I digress.

Back in the Olden Days

Once upon a time, we had “web rings.” These were little bits of code people set up that would act as Previous and Next buttons, but instead of taking you to the next post or page in the blog, Next would take you to the next site in the ring. This is how we turned blogging “social.”

What Ever Happened To Webrings?

Once upon a time, we had “web rings.” These were little bits of code people set up that would act as Previous and Next buttons, but instead of taking you to the next post or page in the blog, Next would take you to the next site in the ring. This is how we turned blogging “social.”

 

The closest thing we seem to have, now, is Linky Tools and InLinkz:

 

And then there were “blogrolls.” I kept asking developers to make mine cinnamon with extra vanilla icing, but they just rolled their eyes and tried to explain that’s not what a “blogroll” meant.

Sometimes, it’s fun to play dumb. Till someone believes you are.

Rules, Rules — We Don’t Need No Steenkin’ Rules!

Sharon Hurley Hall wrote, of blogging in the "olden days," “We were excited about this new way of sharing our writing and we blogged regularly. There were no rules about how long posts should be or what should be included. There were no images, for the most part. It was just you, your words, and your fellow bloggers.”

 

Except that’s not how I remember it. Some of us were excited about this new frontier and its lack of rules, but others were excited to invent and pontificate at length about what the rules of blogging were, or ought to be. It was almost as if they had nothing else to write about, so they had to tell everyone else how not to write. I have criticized and satirized these early “listicles” to death, and I urge you to hold fast to the notion that there ought not to be any rules but good writing.

By “good writing,” I simply mean “that which does not bore the reader to tears and make them beg for death.”

 

 

 

 

Sharon’s mentioned in it. See? If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. And then say, “Here, hold my beer…”

https://jahangiri.us/2020/watch-me-break-blogging-rules-i-created

Money for Nothin’

The Internet is full of some of the laziest people I’ve ever run across. They seem to honestly believe that they can earn money doing absolutely nothing — or by “blogging,” but their definition of it is not Sharon’s or mine, and doesn’t involve writing original material. It means using cheap software and tricks to scrape and spin other people’s content, sell ad space, and earn revenues by getting all their friends to click on the ads.

It means shoveling half that cash back into someone else’s $497 web training program on how to do it faster and better.

https://hollyjahangiri.medium.com/the-story-of-ivan-mor-smirnoff-daa524fc46dd

https://hollyjahangiri.medium.com/spin-this-9fcdc2db7753

https://hollyjahangiri.medium.com/plagiarism-and-copyright-violations-on-the-rise-again-4081360de443

Or, maybe, they actually did believe they could get rich quick by blogging, and this is why there are 15,973,456,002,009 abandoned blogs and disillusioned former bloggers working in retail and claiming that “blogging is dead.”

Blogging makes great business sense if you have a product to sell and plenty to say about that product. If the product is paper, maybe you write about sustainable forestry or less stinky methods of producing paper products. If you’re selling antivirus software, you’ll never run out of cybersecurity topics to write about. But you do need to be an expert, or hire an excellent freelance writer like Sharon Hurley Hall who understands enough about the topic to write credibly about it, or you’ll just end up looking foolish.

We all know by now, surely, that only a small percentage of writers get filthy rich, and none of them do it in their sleep. But those folks who keep on churning out crap like, “I Made $34,982 on My Last Medium Story, and You Can, Too!” are just getting rich off P.T. Barnum’s “suckers.”

https://medium.com/rogues-gallery/i-dont-care-what-you-do-in-your-sleep-cab60bb55a92

They tend to ruin it for the rest of us. How?

By running off the audience.

In the end, though, those of us who started out blogging for the fun of it, or just to enjoy honing our writing skills on topics of our own choosing, will still be around. Medium feels like that “old school blogging.” There is a community, here, comprised of writers who support and care about one another as people.

And slowly, bit by bit, our audience will return.

Answer Incoming Call from Lock Screen Samsung Galaxy Android

Answer Incoming Call from Lock Screen Samsung Galaxy Android

Technical Writer Till the Day I Die

I'll admit it - after I bought my new Samsung Galaxy Note 20 Ultra, I had to search my own site for "can't answer incoming calls android." I figured out the answer, once - back when I had my Samsung Galaxy Note 9 and updated to Android 9 with OneUI.

And I guess I just assumed they would have fixed this by now, but of course not.

It's no secret that I spent the better part of my career as a senior technical writer. "Information Architect," if you prefer late 1990s euphemisms, but I prefer things that emphasize the "writing" part of the job. I didn't so much build data as untangle it and make sense of it.

It's also no secret that I like to play with SEO. And I do mean "play" - I have not made a serious study of it, nor read the blog posts of others who have made a serious study of it, and I have in fact turned off readers here by even joking about it openly (mea culpa, I apologize for the "meta blogging," but you know I'm weirdly competitive and I do love a silly challenge). I like to think that my own writing is as scattered and niche-less as my search engine queries. But that's not what you want, is it?

No - to be precise, it's what one family member, eleven friends and six random spammers who've kindly bothered to subscribe to this blog tolerate, while the rest of the visits come through direct links or "organic search" to older incarnations of this blog by way of the following queries:

Without further ado, let's just answer the question...

Samsung Galaxy Note 9 (Android 9)

Can't Answer Incoming Call from Lock Screen After Android 9 Update?

This is the original post. If this doesn't work for you, or you have a newer phone or Android version, skip to the next section.

Sometimes, you just need your mobile phone to act like a phone. After a recent update to the Android operating system – Android 9, July 1 security patch – on my Samsung Galaxy Note 9, I was unable to answer a phone call from the lock screen. I could press the call answer or hang up icons, and could see that the touchscreen was registering my touch by the expanding glow around each icon as I tapped or pressed it, but nothing else would happen! Also, I could not dismiss the incoming call screen, nor could I unlock the phone until the caller hung up.

My phone was possessed! I could answer calls normally if they came in while I was playing with another app on my phone. I could unlock my phone if there was no incoming call in the way. But if a call came in while the phone was sitting, idle, on a table or in my purse or pocket, I would miss it. I was about to do a factory reset – the only way to squash virtual gremlins with 99.8% certainty, but then that’s hours of reinstalling apps and files from backups and I wasn’t in the mood. Then, while waiting on @TmobileHelp (the best support staff EVER) to figure out what on earth might be going on, I found two threads on Android Central:

I am not sure whether this problem is unique to the OneUI overlay Samsung introduced, but something changed with the last update – even if you figured out that you needed to enable one of the accessibility features to make it easier to answer calls, you may have disabled what is now crucial to this feature continuing to work correctly, so read on!

How to Fix the Problem: Enable Assistant menu > Single tap to swipe

You’ll need to enable the Assistant menu. It’s not enough to have enabled it and turned on the Single tap to swipe feature, then turned it back off. You now need to leave it on, but you can still banish the menu after turning the feature on.

  1. Go to Settings > Accessibility > Interaction and dexterity > Assistant menu

NOTE: On Samsung Galaxy Note 9, a long press on Accessibility takes you to Interaction and Dexterity. Likewise, a long press on Interaction and dexterity takes you to the third screen, below. Slide the switch to enable Assistant menu as shown.

First Android settings menu. Long press on Accessibility from this screen.  Android Accessibility Settings menu. Long press Interaction and dexterity to access more options. Android Interaction and dexterity menu. Enable Assistant menu, then long press on it to access more options.

  1. Long press on Assistant menu, after enabling it.
  2. Enable Single tap to swipe.

Android Assistant menu options. Enable Single tap to swipe.

  1. To lose the floating Assistant menu (the circle with four squares, shown below) without turning the feature off, go to the Home screen then press and hold the icon until an X appears at the top or bottom of your screen (hard to screenshot this one, so just watch for it), and drag the Assistant menu icon to it and drop it on the X.

An image showing the Assistant menu floating near the top of the Home screen, for identification. Press and hold, then drag it over the X when an X appears on the screen, if you want to hide it.

I hope this saves you some frustration, if you’ve come here searching for a solution to “why my phone locks up when I get a call” or “why I can’t answer a call from the lock screen.”

 

Samsung Galaxy Note 20

How to Answer Calls on Android with Just a Tap (or, Google, if I'd wanted a @#$%ing iPhone, I'd have bought a @#$%ing iPhone!)

  1. Go to Settings > Accessibility > Interaction and dexterity.

  2. Toggle on the Assistant menu.

  3. Toggle on Single tap to swipe.

To get the floating menu out of your way, you can no longer drop it onto a big red X on the home screen and make it disappear. You must turn it on and leave it lurking there. But you can make it unobtrusive and harder to open accidentally. Toggle on Show as edge icon and that will move it off to the curved side of the screen. You can reposition it by dragging it right or left and up and down. I now have it on the upper right corner - a portion of the screen I rarely have to touch, so it doesn't pop open while I'm trying to do other things.  You could make it invisible, but then you couldn't see where it's lurking, and that's kind of creepy.

You can also set the physical Volume up or Side key to answer calls. Go to Settings > Accessibility > Interaction and dexterity > Answering and ending calls.

Don't ask me why you can't customize this to use the Volume down key, three finger-taps and a nose bang, or a Judge-Judy eye-roll (the device has biometric options, right?).

Be sure to test it - have a friend phone you to make sure you've got your settings working the way you want them to work.

Now, Back to the Blog...

It's depressing. Is this all I am to you - a technical writer who can tell you, when Samsung won't, how to answer a phone? Why not read some fiction:

Or poetry:

 

Answer Incoming Call from Lock Screen Samsung Galaxy Android

Netiquette in the Nineties

I have never understood the need to reinvent the wheel. To improve on it, perhaps. To modify it from a wheel suited to a dirt road to one suited to modern highway pavement, sure. But until the day a hexagon rolls better than a circle, the wheel will be round.

The same holds true, I think, for good manners. Do we really need a guide to “netiquette” or “political correctness” when such things all spring from simple consideration and respect for our fellow travelers on earth? Sure, cultural interpretations of how we manifest that vary, so codifying the rules – to some generally agreed-upon set of behaviors appropriate within a culture – is helpful. The old question of whether burping at the table is considered rude, or indicates compliments to the chef, is a case in point. Is it considered professional to put emojis in an email to executives, or is that career suicide?


But do we really need to regulate the minutiae of human interaction? Or is it enough to warn of the bigger pitfalls – social gaffes that might well start a war? Shouldn’t we also, each of us, think of compassion and understanding as part of our social duty to one another, and be quick to assume the other meant well even if they expressed themselves poorly? Must we impose rules on one another for the simplest communications? I know that I live in a Utopian fantasy that exists largely inside my imagination, but wouldn’t this be easier?

Since I wrote Rules for Blogging? NEXT TOPIC! the search results for rules blog* have grown from about half a million to 1,150,000,000. Why? Why in the name of God?

Wild West, Digital Style

If humans were reasonable, God would only have needed ONE Commandment: Be GOOD to each other. But no, we are wired to split hairs and look for loopholes, and to break rules whenever we find them, if we think we can get by with it. “Define ‘good,’ we say.” We love a challenge, and that may really be the bottom line as to why we need so many damned rules. Not because breaking them is all that challenging, but because enforcing so many of them them is damned near impossible!

I used to love Google, but ever since the introduction of monetized search and ad servers, the Internet has become a cesspool of utter garbage, along with a billion largely-futile rules attempting to control it. And now, even Google can’t tame the monster they helped to create. We used to have terms for empty digital space and code that pranced around signifying nothing – vaporware, for one. And blogs became the vaporware of words.

Thar’s Gold in Them Thar Blogs! (Or, Make Money Online Writing Blogs While You Sleep!)

Writers deserve to be paid. But most bloggers – probably all but a dozen of those 1,150,000,000 who wrote posts pontificating on the “rules” for blogging – are just regurgitating the same old tired lists composed by someone trying to earn money from what became a wildly popular search phrase, as if there should ever have been rules imposed on digital freedom of speech. Writers – and bloggers who actually write things – can be some of the most insecure people. How to write? How to blog? It’s not hard: Learn the basics, like spelling and grammar. Grab a pencil and paper, or a PC and any text editor, and start putting words down. Words you’d want to read if you cracked open a book.

Rules? If rules were followed, we would have nothing that could truly dare to call itself a “novel,” since novel means something new and original. If blogging is dead, it’s this kind of nonsense that killed it. Just keep writing the same thing over and over – oh, writers do this, too. Go to any bookstore and count the titles on “how to write.” I used to say that writing a book on how to write was what novelists did when they suffered from writer’s block, in order to keep food on the table. They know their target market well: insecure people who think they want to write, but convince themselves that some dark magic will be released from the page and smack them upside the head, recognizing them as the author-mposters they believe themselves to be, as opposed to the poor fools who just apply butt to chair and write, because it’s a thing they love to do. Those “fools” are the people who craft the dark magic that leave others feeling insecure! But the best “how to write” advice I ever got came from Tom Clancy: “Just write the damned book!”

Not all bloggers deserve to be read, let alone paid.  There used to be a question of whether bloggers were also writers and whether all writers were authors.  I used to argue they were synonymous: writers could blog, and provided it was original content they wrote and published, they were authors. And then I learned about article spinners and ways to manipulate affiliate links and found out just how many bloggers hated to write and would literally work ten times harder, and invest money they could ill afford, with text “spinners” and “systems” that promised “passive income” from whatever crap they vomited onto the page.

I waged war on in-context ad links a decade ago, refusing to be a cog in that machine. I wouldn’t leave comments on blogs that extended the links to the comments field, as links to my employer’s competitors might appear to be a conflict of interest, if people didn’t understand that commenters had no control over them. I argued that it was a copyright violation by the bloggers who ran such plug-ins, that if they applied them after the fact to my comments, they were creating an unauthorized derivative work. (Same thing for machine translations, unless a reader knowingly requested one.) Now, instead, we have ads on major media sites masquerading as “Related Topics” or “You Might Be Interested In” and they lead to trap doors down the rabbit hole of spurious links and ads that – very much against the terms of service for most ad servers – jump around as the page loads so that we can’t help but accidentally click on them. This, by the way, is theft – theft of advertising dollars that’s likely passed along to you by way of higher product costs. Advertisers deserve better, and don’t always realize that they are paying for clicks that merely annoy readers, or links that are served up on shady sites and mobile apps where their target market won’t see them at all.

Everyone Wants to Play Sheriff

Backlash was inevitable. Frustrated bloggers, as well as forum and group moderators are waging war on all forms of promotion that they cannot control or monetize, themselves, but are, I think, going overboard with it. This morning, a writer/illustrator posted a digital character image they’d drawn, and it was copyright watermarked with their Instagram handle. Leaving aside the dubious legality of a copyright claim based on an entity that, for legal purposes, may be entirely fictional – the use of an Instagram handle, with the @ symbol in front of it, was against the group rules as a form of “self-promotion.” The member changed their watermark to use only the © and not the @, and all was well. But given this is just a symbol – not a hyperlink, not a trap, and something someone would have to work to type into their browser if they were interested – why would using the @ pose a problem, where the same handle and a copyright symbol does not?

It’s a silly, arbitrary rule, in my opinion. But then, clearly, I find the spirit of the law much more interesting than the letter of the law. If anything’s going to get my hackles up and trigger my rebellious nature, it’s a typo in the letter of the law that thwarts the spirit of the law or makes a mockery of it.

So what is the spirit of the law, in this case? And why are there so many blanket bans on any form of self-promotion? Is it because we hate the competition and want to claim the spotlight for ourselves? I don’t think so. Is it because so many spammers have left group and forum moderators and writers of original blog content wary and weary and it’s just easier to enforce silly rules against everybody than to risk having to ban one person and deal with the ensuing arguments and blathering on about censorship? Yes. I think this hurts individuals and small business owners more than it does the nefarious spammers and scammers of the world. They build massive human and automated networks to promote one another, and no moderator is going to shut that down short of an IP address ban. But those individual writers and small business owners struggle to catch a break, and can’t build a good network of authority links that would help them to boost their online presence and credibility, or just allow them to gain a wider audience for their work.

Moderators gotta sleep, sometime… I do believe moderators and bloggers have crafted defensive rules so that they can appear to be fair and impartial to all – while what they’re really doing is trying to manage large a large member base and get time for work, family, self, and sleep. Who could blame them? The digital “West” was won, then tamed, then “civilization” moved in and ruined everything…

Respect your moderators. There is no point harassing overworked forum moderators by arguing over their rules. Just leave, if you don’t like the rules or think they’re infuriating (not just silly). If you don’t like the “No shirt, no shoes, no service” rule at your local diner, you wear a shirt and shoes, or dine elsewhere. If you’re a smart ass writer or lawyer and feeling particularly cheeky, you show up wearing nothing but a shirt and shoes. I get it, but life’s too short. I’ve reached a point where I’d rather just dine at home in the nude.

This is why I run my own site – so I can write nekkid and impose another set of capricious and arbitrary rules on you.  I’m just kidding. It’s so we can have minimal, but sensible rules and ride around on ponies shooting each other with Nerf guns.

Answer Incoming Call from Lock Screen Samsung Galaxy Android

Can’t Answer Incoming Call from Lock Screen After Android 9 Update?

Sometimes, you just need your mobile phone to act like a phone. After a recent update to the Android operating system – Android 9, July 1 security patch – on my Samsung Galaxy Note 9, I was unable to answer a phone call from the lock screen. I could press the call answer or hang up icons, and could see that the touchscreen was registering my touch by the expanding glow around each icon as I tapped or pressed it, but nothing else would happen! Also, I could not dismiss the incoming call screen, nor could I unlock the phone until the caller hung up.

My phone was possessed! I could answer calls normally if they came in while I was playing with another app on my phone. I could unlock my phone if there was no incoming call in the way. But if a call came in while the phone was sitting, idle, on a table or in my purse or pocket, I would miss it.

I was about to do a factory reset – the only way to squash virtual gremlins with 99.8% certainty, but then that’s hours of reinstalling apps and files from backups and I wasn’t in the mood.

Then, while waiting on @TmobileHelp (the best support staff EVER) to figure out what on earth might be going on, I found two threads on Android Central:

I am not sure whether this problem is unique to the OneUI overlay Samsung introduced, but something changed with the last update – even if you figured out that you needed to enable one of the accessibility features to make it easier to answer calls, you may have disabled what is now crucial to this feature continuing to work correctly, so read on!

How to Fix the Problem: Enable Assistant menu > Single tap to swipe

You’ll need to enable the Assistant menu. It’s not enough to have enabled it and turned on the Single tap to swipe feature, then turned it back off. You now need to leave it on, but you can still banish the menu after turning the feature on.

  1. Go to Settings > Accessibility > Interaction and dexterity > Assistant menu

NOTE: On Samsung Galaxy Note 9, a long press on Accessibility takes you to Interaction and Dexterity. Likewise, a long press on Interaction and dexterity takes you to the third screen, below. Slide the switch to enable Assistant menu as shown.

First Android settings menu. Long press on Accessibility from this screen.  Android Accessibility Settings menu. Long press Interaction and dexterity to access more options. Android Interaction and dexterity menu. Enable Assistant menu, then long press on it to access more options.

  1. Long press on Assistant menu, after enabling it.
  2. Enable Single tap to swipe.

Android Assistant menu options. Enable Single tap to swipe.

  1. To lose the floating Assistant menu (the circle with four squares, shown below) without turning the feature off, go to the Home screen then press and hold the icon until an X appears at the top or bottom of your screen (hard to screenshot this one, so just watch for it), and drag the Assistant menu icon to it and drop it on the X.

An image showing the Assistant menu floating near the top of the Home screen, for identification. Press and hold, then drag it over the X when an X appears on the screen, if you want to hide it.

I hope this saves you some frustration, if you’ve come here searching for a solution to “why my phone locks up when I get a call” or “why I can’t answer a call from the lock screen.”

UPDATE – Why Does Samsung Do The Things They Do??

At least as far back as the Note 20 (which I still have, since every hardware “upgrade” since the Note 5 has seemed designed mainly to appeal to people seeking status, rather than real, functional improvements and I’m not falling for it till at least next year), you simply cannot do this anymore. You can certainly enable the single-tap to answer feature:

  1. Go to: Settings > Accessibility > Interaction and dexterity.
  2. Toggle on Assistant menu, then tap the text to see detailed options.
  3. Find Single tap to swipe and toggle it on.  The assistant menu will be enabled.

BUT, now you’re stuck with the @#$%^ floating accessibility menu that will get in your way at every turn. I’ve concluded that it’s just not worth it for most of us, and have learned to swipe the button to the right to answer a call.

Who calls, these days, anyway?

Samsung may be losing me to Pixel, next time I buy a phone. They’re camera is going to need to be a stunning improvement, and not just “AI enhanced.” I don’t use, need, or want AI filters unless I’m playing around after the fact.

NOTE: I’m still sad that this is still the post that brings so many new people to my blog. Please, stick around and read some of the more recent ones, too!

UPDATE: With the latest update to Android on Samsung 25+, I’m able to tap the phone icon from the lock screen to answer a call. Still not sure why I didn’t get the Pixel, though.

Old Friends, Newly Met

Old Friends, Newly Met

I have many friends who live in the little box under my desk. Now and then, I’m lucky enough to meet them, face to face, sometimes decades after cementing our friendships online.

In 2016, I posted an interview by my friend Todd Kruse of artist Carl Yoshihara. Those two have taught me to appreciate abstract art, with their open, playful, and unpretentious attitudes towards all acts of creation. At that time, Carl lived in California, but recently moved back to Maui. What a fun coincidence! I asked if he might have time to meet up for lunch, and whether he had any insider tips for us tourists. He called me and gave me some great ideas and pointers. He was going to be on the mainland visiting his own family during the first two days of our visit, but that worked out perfectly and we were able to meet up for lunch mid-week, after my snorkeling adventures. By then, I was ready to get out of the sun, for my own good!

And while we enjoyed hours of conversation over good food, feral chickens, homemade pie, and coffee, I knew for a fact we were kindred spirits when we both looked over at the Shave Ice hut and simultaneously exlaimed, “Bumble!” Not two weeks earlier, I’d half-jokingly told my husband we should have attended a Christmas character brunch at the Gaylord Texan Dallas Resort in Dallas – not because I wanted my picture taken with Santa or Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, but because I wanted a photo and autograph with the Bumble, that super-bouncy Abominable Snowman. I’m glad I held out for this, instead.

If you’ve read Gratitude and a List, you know that some of my closest, most trusted friends are women I have yet to meet in person. When my son was 12, some of us camped together, with our kids, at Lassen Volcanic National Park. I spent a happy weekend in San Antonio with Debra, and another, years later, in Dallas, with Hadass, Ceci, and Debra.

While I was in Hawaii, I could not resist an island hop to Oahu to meet up with Vanessa. I was so excited to finally get to meet her that I flew out on the first flight, and back on the last. Fortunately, it’s easy to find the Kahului Airport in the dark, at 5:00 AM. Not so easy to find the rental car in a construction zone at 11:00 PM, but I managed!  Though we had never met, Vanessa picked me up from the Honolulu airport at 7:00 AM in pouring rain.

As we drove around the island, the rain began to abate. As the sun peeked from behind the clouds, we enjoyed coffee and breakfast in a valley, near the water, beneath Oahu’s stately cliffs.

After breakfast, we continued our drive around the island. Each view was more breathtaking than the last. I used to fantasize about running away and living as a beach bum in Hawaii. I could live on pineapple and pork. I could even eat poi, if taro root was all I could find. And as Vanessa drove me around Oahu, I found the spot where – in my imagination – I would pitch my tent.

I won’t tell you exactly where that is, but I’m changing my name to Maid Marian.

I wandered a bit in the city while Vanessa attended a meeting. I enjoyed a leisurely visit to the Hawaii State Art Museum, wandered around the interior courtyard of the State Capitol, and took a stroll around ‘Iolani Palace. I said hello to the statues of Queen Lilioukalani and King Kamehameha I, and took selfies under the shade of a walking Banyan tree that seemed to go on and on and on.

Vanessa and I explored the fresh markets in Chinatown and had a delicious ramen lunch. She gifted me a beautiful lei of Hawaiian white ginger, the soft scent of which wafted around me for hours, even as the delicate blossoms began to wilt. I got so many compliments on that gorgeous lei! We ascended the Aloha Tower – a first for both of us – and enjoyed an incredible view in all directions.

Later, I’d attend 7th night Hanukkah celebrations at a synagogue in a Buddhist temple, before heading back on the last flight out to Maui. It was a happy exhaustion I felt, as I climbed into bed that last night in Maui.