Really, Robert Brewer? You give a retired technical writer, one old enough to remember when internet trolls thought telling n00bs to “Format C:\” was great sport, a prompt like “write an explanation poem” and this is the result. You want real technical help, like “How do I answer my Samsung phone from the lock screen?” this is the wrong post. Click the link.
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First, you’ll press the power button. That almost perfect circle – yes, the one that’s giving you the middle finger just for thinking that you could— yes, there you go. Now wait. And count to ten no? It’s the proverbial “watched pot.” Look away. Now, go get coffee. A sluggish old PC might benefit from liberal application of caffeine. Ask me how I know. I’m a pro. Just pour it in between the letters H and O and T. It should be hot. Hear it sizzle? No? Let’s troubleshoot the thing. Grab another cup of joe—this time for you— we’ll have another go at this. Rinse the unit, and repeat. Now what do you see upon the screen? It’s black? Not blue? Ahh, the blue is you, you say. The thing won’t do the things you want it to. Perhaps we can repurpose it—I hear that Frisbee golf is all the rage, and they accept the odd, misshapen parallelogram— What’s that, you say? Rectangular—I see. My Supervisor’s busy helping others but your call’s of paramount importance to our company I’ll transfer you, just count to three. Our AI ChatBot’s more prepared for this than me.
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