Another Poem Fished Out of the Moat

Feb 8, 2026 | Humor, Poetry

This morning, after I shared this among a group of poets, a friend remarked, โ€œYou get all the best spam!โ€ It doesnโ€™t always inspire or even rise to the level of a bizarre Mad Lib that might serve as a worn springboard over an empty urban swimming pool, but now and then, thereโ€™s a little gem.

Imaginary High

Another โ€œFound Poemโ€ โ€“ as in, I found this in my spam folder.

โ€œIโ€™ve tried a lot of brands, but these are legit the best. I go off visit united after a lengthy epoch and it just helps me depress abroad and stop overthinking everything. They leaning like actual candy no unnatural grassy flavor at all. My take a nap has been feeling bigger since I started fascinating them, too. If youโ€™re on the fence, honest fetch them! Theyโ€™re a total lifesaver as a remedy for my constantly stress.โ€ โ€” some random spammer

I've tried them all. They meld
united in their sameness.
This lengthy epoch spent abroad
depresses me. I'm overthinking
everything. Everything that once was
sweetness - candy - bright tang -
none of this unnatural
grassy flavor. Just natural scents
of Blue Citrus #5 and the taste
of artifice, of colors crafted in a lab
like lifesavers in a sea of stress.
I fascinate them, too. They quiver
at the touch of my tongue.
My take-a-nap feels bigger
perched upon the fence - the horizon
throws an honest fetch,
my dreams, the bone.

If you missed my previous foray into the spam bucket to find poetic inspiration, see Poetry Forms Challenge 2026: โ€œFound Poemsโ€.

Holly Jahangiri

Holly Jahangiri is the author of Trockle, illustrated by Jordan Vinyard; A Puppy, Not a Guppy, illustrated by Ryan Shaw; and the newest release: A New Leaf for Lyle, illustrated by Carrie Salazar.

She draws inspiration from her family, from her own childhood adventures (some of which only happened in her overactive imagination), and from readers both young and young-at-heart. She lives in Houston, Texas, with her husband, J.J., whose love and encouragement make writing books twice the fun.

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